Captain A. Songtext
von Beat Cheese

Yeah!

Two ice cubes in my glass of Whisky
As expensive as my Ferrari
I′m relaxin' in my Jacuzzi
Yo mama′s here and I'm thinking
Life is easy

My favourite song is playing out loud
And I'm singin′ in my bubble cloud
Like Sir MacLeod there can be only one
I′m free and unbowed

A quick glance in the mirror reminds me that no
One is as pretty as Archie
My skin is soft and my eyes are deep blue. I know
My voice is awesome too

Oooooooh I'm Captain Awesome
(Bow down before me now cause I′m Captain Awesome)


Stop what you're doing and
Take a look at my fucking house
Can′t you see I own everything but
The only thing I care about is this tiny mighty little mouse

I'm your king, I′m your god and everything you will never be
I'm in control of your life bitch
Don't say too much or you′ll end up in a ditch

You don′t know who I am
You don't know who I am
You don′t know who I am
You don't know who I am

Oooooooh I′m Captain Awesome
(Bow down before me now cause I'm Captain Awesome)


(Ah!) Eh le roi, ta couronne a trop de poids
(Bitch) Regarde autour de toi
Que des vices, pour tes désirs
Des bénéfices pour un faux plaisir
Tu possèdes tout ce que tu souhaites
Bref, dis-moi toi c′est quoi ton rêve?
Arrête, de croire que la joie s'achète
Elle s'achève si tu vas dans cette voie
Apprécie ce que t′as, c′est précieux ce côté
A présent ce quota, me précise la beauté de la vie
T'es à la cime et tu peux que tomber
Moi je suis en train de remonter
Tu comblais le manque, je l′acceptais
Captez la différence
Hahaha

Oooooooh I'm a fucking asshole
(I kneel down before you now cause I′m a fucking asshole)

Yeah!

Oooooooh I'm a fucking asshole