Chocolate Jesus Songtext
von Bart Budwig

I don′t go to church on Sunday, I don't get on my knees to pray
Don′t memorize the books of the bible, I got my own special way
And I know that Jesus loves me, maybe just a little bit more
I fall on my knees every Sunday at Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus that makes me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus that keeps me satisfied


I don′t want no Abba Zabba and I don′t want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better suitable for this boy
It′s the only thing that can pick me up better than a cup of gold
See, only a chocolate Jesus can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
It′s best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy but that's okay
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

It′s got to be a chocolate Jesus that's good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus that's good enough for me
It′s got to be a chocolate Jesus, make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus, keep me satisfied