Super Fake Songtext
von Bart Baker

This one′s for the girls with the monster asses
Big giant butt cheeks that are totally plastic
Got that big large lump that is fully lumped
From pumping silicone in 12 months
It's huge, it′s fake, it causes dark quakes
I pop bottles with it, then I give 'em a shake
It's cold, it′s dope, it might sell coke
When I′m in the air, it needs two seats in coach
It's a motherfucking trip, bigger than a ship
When I need to shit, park in the toilet
That′s the kind of ass that I'm packing, fool
And yes, you′ll get smashed if I sit on you
I said, "Excuse me, but my ass is so wide"
I mean, "My, my, my, it's your mother′s inside"
You won't believe all the stuff that I'm hiding inside
Got more crack than a drug dealer, ain′t no lie


Yes, I did, yes, I did
Did I mention I′m pregnant with somebody's kid?
I am Nicki Minaj, I take massive dumps
Got fake boobs and rock the fake butt

My boobs and my butt cheeks are bouncing away
They′re filled with silicone and they're coming your way
Can′t you see that
Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, boom
My ass is super fake
Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, boom
My boobs are super fake
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, boom
My ass is super fake
Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, boom
My boobs are super fake


This one's for the bitches with the fake nose
And them tig ol′ bitties full of silicone
If you want 'em, you can kick 'em like a bicycle
All the feeling is gone, so I wouldn′t know
All the guys lining up to give me that shlong
And then they throw up when they see my dong
They just gotta give me that look
When they give me that look, then their panties come off
"Oh, excuse me, can we go on a date?"
I mean, "My, my, my, could I sit on your face?"
Smother you with my cheeks ′til you suffocate
Put my boobs on your head while you masturbate

Yes, I did, yes, I did
Did I mention I'm pregnant with somebody′s kid?
I am Nicki Minaj, I take massive dumps
Got fake boobs and rock the fake butt

My boobs and my butt cheeks are bouncing away
They're filled with silicone and they′re coming your way
Can't you see that
Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, boom
My ass is super fake
Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, boom
My boobs are super fake
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, boom
My ass is super fake
Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, boom
My boobs are super fake