Variety Songtext
von Barry Mann

She loves variety (I love variety)
′Cause it's the spice of life (Cause it′s the spice of life)
But if she keeps diggin' variety
She ain't gonna be my wife

The girl of my dreams is a dream of a girl
But she flirts with every boy in the world
She likes ′em short, she likes ′em tall
In fact (Him), I think (Him), I think (Him, him)
She likes 'em all (I think I like ′em all)


She loves variety (I love variety)
'Cause it′s the spice of life (Cause it's the spice of life)
But if she keeps diggin′ variety
She ain't gonna be my wife

Just last night we were kissin' goodnight
When I screamed with pain as I held her tight
She wore ten fraternity pins along with mine
And I felt (Him) like I (Him) had kissed (Him, him)
A porcupine (I love variety)

She loves variety (I love variety)
′Cause it′s the spice of life (Cause it's the spice of life)
But if she keeps diggin′ variety
She ain't gonna be my wife

She ain′t gonna be my wife
She ain't gonna cause me strife
She ain′t gonna be my wife