Perfect Songtext
von Avi on Fire

Hey
Hi

So I was at the store today
And I thought maybe I′d get some apples
But then I saw they were 20% off
And I was like, "Yay"
And then I bought like a whole pound
And the guy at the checkout smiled at me and said
"How you like them apples?"
And I was like, "Oh my god, you're funny"

Can we do better?

And then I got home
And I was like, "Oh my god, I should make apple pie"
So I went online
I was like, "Hey Google, show me some recipes"
But they were confusing me cause there were so many
Also, I think I′m gonna go vegan


Bone dry, can we do better?
Been down this road before
You're perfect, but you're such a bore
So fine, the way you′re put together
It′s not fair 'cause you′re doing your best
You're perfect, but I need the mess

Been down this road before
You′re perfect, but you're such a bore
It′s not fair 'cause you're doing your best
You′re perfect, but I need the mess
Been down this road before
You′re perfect, but you're such a bore

It′s true, it's a true story
You know me, never boring
You know, some of my friends have said
That I should have my own podcast
I think it′s a really good idea
What do you think? Do I talk too fast?