The Rude Awakening Songtext
von Atomic Drop

So you′re with the girl of your dreams
But Ravishing Rick Rude has hit the scene

He will steal your girl then break her heart
This is the Rude Awakening


He will steal your girl then kick your ass
Simply Ravishing
He's in a different class from you
Out of shape and fat
You don′t stand a chance
You are not invited to this dance

He will steal your girl then break her heart
This is the Rude Awakening

Stealing girls, breaking hearts, and leaving you the fool
You are left to rot in your cesspool
Airbrushing women on his pants
Sweat hogs just like you
Never had a chance


Soulmates don't exist in this nightmare
Ravishing Rick Rude is stealing wives
In the afterlife