Asshole Songtext
von Atmosphere

This town ain′t big enough for the four hundred and twenty-nine thousand of us

I confess, this is probably a strange way to start
But I think I'm at my best when it′s straight from my heart
I don't pretend that I'm an expert on the subject
Or try to enforce judgment with my broken moral compass
I′ve got a couple questions about the standards
I′m guessin' I don′t really want the answers
'Cause you can take a trip around your yard
And come back to find another farmer diggin′ out your garden

A little observation taught me that it's probably impossible
To live up to whatever y′all want me to copy
That's how my posse got tight and definitive
I'd rather be kickin′ it with my wife and my kids (with my wife and my kids)


Thanks for selecting fight or flights
Place your baggage overhead, fasten your seatbelts tight
Welcome aboard to all the staff and the passengers
Appreciate your trust as we travel through the atmosphere
There′s really not much to discuss
It's just a war that′s goin' on between the ego and the need for love
And if you′ve needed a crutch to keep your head up
I hope that it's stronger than a thousand red cups

Let′s keep it movin', let's seek improvement
Let′s reach a space where we can make believe it′s beautiful
It's cool you tried to cast me as the asshole (asshole)
I′m obviously qualified to portray that role

I'm always down to take half of the blame
But I′m not your accident that happened in the rain
I'm not the snake that convinced you to taste the apple of shame
Got you starin′ at the ground like it's nothing but a G-thang
Praise the lord and thanks for the support
Dealin' with the devil got a double-ended sword
Orchestrate the fortune tellers, power up the orbs
Prayers for some moisture to absorb into their pores

Everybody hold your square, this ain′t an exhibition
Don′t mistake my circle as the shape of repetition
Wasted all your wishes tryna get into position
Listenin' to echoes inside of the tunnel vision


Have you ever lost faith in the things that you held sacred?
Stop compensating for all of your self-hatred
There′s no safe place to protect these witnesses
From all the contradiction embedded into your shittiness

Man, listen, this is not a criticism
It's just an opinion, it′s like an asshole (asshole)
If it's none of your business, take a number and sit this one down
Stop sniffing around other people′s assholes (assholes)

I fully understand why you're dismissive
But it fits into the image you project of an asshole (asshole)
Stop trying to diagnose your symptoms
Somebody call a physician and check that asshole

Hi, my name is Sean Daly
And you may know me from such films as
"Hypocrite two: the doubles standard"
This, this why the mascot thinks that I'm an asshole