APD Songtext
von Asa Martin

If you′re a pensioned murderer of the APD
Or narcotic planting officer on the border patrol
If you're a crooked member at the TSA
Or you′re concerned whose crooked member goes in whose hole

If you're listening to my phone calls at the NSA
Or you're a water-boarding weasel of the CIA
Kindly take your strategies and SHOVE THEM UP on the shelf

But since you probably will not change your mind...
Go fuck yourself


You′re lacking all scientific literacy
Your slipping slope has shifted to a fucking cliff
You′re spouting off and spewing out conspiracy
Did Occam's razor cut you deep so now you′re scared stiff?

This is not a call to arms, it's a scream to minds
I hate to grandstand here but these are desperate times

And if this song has pissed you off or you think its crass
Well i′m sorry...
You can kiss my ass

If we can elect someone who justly wants to lead
With common sense, intelligence, and not driven by greed

With honesty in policy, then all my fears be quelched
And when we vote them in, i'll fuck them myself