A Man Named Dick Songtext
von Artificial Anthems

Buh do uh Buh do uh? I said I′d be good
But Dick makes me bad

Well, I met him at the diner stirring cream in his cup
He said his name was Richard, didn't even look up
He smiled like sin with a twist in his hips
And I dropped my spoon right into my grits

I just can′t quit, Dick
No matter how I try, he walks on by
And my morals wave goodbye


Mama says, baby, pick a fella more slick
But my knees just buckle when I think about Dick
He plays the sax in a backroom band
He toots that horn with his big, strong hands
When he says, wanna blow off steam, I blush
But honey, that man makes my percolator gush
He's got a firm handshake and a wicked wink
And he always helps me unclog my sink

I just can quit Dick I hooked on the thrill He gives me
Chills and a few unpaid bills Daddy says sweetie that
Boy ain slick but I five steps deep in a habit named Dick
Now don't get me wrong, I′ve known plenty of guys, there′s
Chip, there's Dale, but they don′t rise to the level of
Mischief this dick delivers. Got me tapping my toe and
Shaking my shivers. I've tried to move on, tried Nick, tried
Rick, but every time I crave a fix I slide right back to Dick

I just can′t quit, Dick, oh lord, I've tried
But he revs my engine like a Friday night ride
They say it′s wrong, but it feels so right
I'm begging for Dick by the evening light
So if you see me smiling with my hair all slick
You know I just
Got a taste of it
Walking away with a man named Dick