Filthy the Bartender Songtext
von Arnold Jackson

Her name was the Hunter
And she walks like fifty pounds of lead
She got a robot
She got a robot
She got a robot that she call Broken Cheese

Norweegie she went to Fiji
That place where no mountains are
And she passes out
Every single day

She got a can of containers
She got a can of containers
She got a can of containers
Got a can of containers!

Filthy you bartender, bartender
Ain′t never heard that before
Filthy you bartender, bartender
A better window than a door


A better!
A better
A better window than a door

A better!
A better
A better window

Thirty five on a mountaintop
He said her hair looked like scrambled eggs
Good enough to eat!

She took her clothes off
She took her clothes off
She took her clothes off one day and disappeared

Imani she threw a party
Where everyone dressed like breakfast
And six people came as hash and eggs

She said "I cannot contain her"
She said "I cannot contain her"
She said "I cannot contain her"
Said "I cannot contain her"


She said "I cannot contain her"
Said "I cannot contain her"
She said "I cannot contain her"
She said "I cannot contain her"

Filthy you bartender, bartender
Ain't never heard that before
Filthy you bartender, bartender
A better window than a door

A better!
A better
A better window than a door

A better!
A better
A better window

Every day she′s broken-hearted
And by night it goes away
On that day that she departed
She thought she was gonna stay

Filthy you bartender, bartender
Ain't never heard that before
Filthy you bartender, bartender
A better window than a door

A better!
A better
A better window than a door

A better!
A better
A better window than a door