Erectile Dysfunction Songtext
von ANT

Thank God for those little blue pills, huh? Huh? You don′t need those

Blue pills? How many guys here have erectile dysfunction, raise your

Hands. Oh, you can't even get that up, alright. If you don′t want to
Take Viagra, though, the Asians, God bless them, you don't want to
Take Viagra, they've come out with an herbal alternative. Have you
Heard of it? It′s called Male China Nympho Cream. It′s a real
Product, I'm not making it up. What you do is you take this cream
You′re supposed to rub it vigorously on your genitals for ten minutes
, That will give you an erection strong enough, then you can begin
Sexual relations. Follow me on this one, people. If I take a silky-
Smooth cream and rub it vigorously on my dick for ten minutes, I don't
Need sex! I need a cigarette and a Budweiser ′cause I'm done! And now

They have surgeries for guys, too, are you, uh, you know, yeah

Whoever′s sending me those emails, by the way, about enlarging my


Penis, how the fuck do you know? That's what I want to know, who
Fucking said something? Stop. Anybody else get those emails? Oh fuck
Really, it's just me? I′m the only one with a small pee-pee? Okay
Great. Well, if you don′t, uh, seriously, now there's a surgery for
Us guys, have you heard of this? It′s a real thing, women no longer
Have the market cornered on plastic surgery. Penis enlargement. Have
You heard of this? Okay, all the women are going, "Yeah, we've
Heard of it, he hasn′t heard of it, but we've heard of it." It′s
A real thing. What, I was reading about it. No, I really was
I was reading about it. For a friend, not for me, him. What they do

You guys are the greatest, what they do is they suck all the excess
Fat from here and they inject it into your penis. I know, I was
300 Pounds last week. Did you just look? That's my knee, sweetheart
This is my pinga. You looked, I was like. She was like this

I didn't look! How long have you two been going out? You′ve been

Going out six months? Are you gonna marry her? He fucking just shit

Right in that booth. Shut up, gay guy. Six months, that′s too soon
Finish school, you're in school still? Yeah, where do you go? Cal
State Northridge, wow. Ándale! And what′s your major? Sociology
Okay, I fucking don't know what it is, neither do you. Yeah! What
The fuck is that? What does that mean? What do you do with a
Sociology degree? Do you teach sociopaths? What do you
Seriously, what is a sociology degree? Let me ask the
Guy who has sex seven days a week. What′s a sociology degree?
Hold on, smarty pants. Is it the group, is it the study
Of groups of people together? HR and law. Excuse me