Winter’s F***ed Up Songtext
von AnimatedJames

I don′t mind a little
Cold weather, snow, or ice
But when it becomes too intense
It isn't very nice
At first the snow is beautiful
It′s fluffy white and rich
But when I have somewhere to go
It's such a fucking bitch
All I want to do is trot
On over to the store
But now there's all this snow and ice
That wasn′t there before
I cannot walk ten feet without
Falling on my ass
I must be honest and I′m sorry
If this is kind of crass
Winter's fucked up
Winter′s fucked up
The snow is too fucking thick
Winter's fucked up


Winter′s fucked up
No one enjoys being sick
Winter can suck my dick
I don't understand why I
Must make the weather suck
Something to do with harmony?
Honestly I don′t give a fuck
Flying is way better than
Walking on the ground
But when I fly I am
Repeatedly snow-bound
(AH, FUCK!)
Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up
Thirty-eight degrees below zero
Winter′s fucked up
Winter′s fucked up
The sidewalk's always narrow
Winter′s fucked up
Winter's fucked up
Outside keep your mouth closed
Cause winter fucking blows
Now I have to wear, like, seven layers of clothing
These coats are collapsing my lungs
And yet I′m still singing
I can barely see anything
With all the wind and snow
I'm almost killed by falling icicles
Mother nature is a homicidal hoe (bum bum bum)
Winter′s fucked up
Winter's fucked up
I don't know why others like it
Winter′s fucked up
Winter′s fucked up
Holidays are a benefit
Winter's fucked up
Winter′s fucked up
But once they're over it
Becomes a load of shit
And sure fillies and colts might get
At least one snow day
But then they have to make up
All their homework anyway
And snowball fights are kind of fun
Unless you are a nerd
This song should apply to you even
If you haven′t joined the heard (oh yeah!)
Winter's fucked up
Winter′s fucked up
The rooftops are caving in
Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up
Weather like this should be a sin
Winter′s fucked up
Winter′s fucked up
Can't wait for spring to begin
Frostbite fucked up my skin!
The other seasons have problems
Summer′s hot as balls
But at least I can walk around
And not constantly fall
Speaking of which, autumn is fine
Despite the leaves dying
And spring has rain but makes up for it
With rainbows, flowers
And other gay stuff!
Winter's fucked up
Winter′s fucked up
Can traffic please move faster?
Winter's fucked up
Winter′s fucked up
Californians are lucky bastards
Winter's fucked up
Winter's fucked up
How long will this bitch last?
I hope this shit melts fast
Fuck winter in the ass!
Yeah, fuck you winter