FUNEMPLOYED Songtext
von Andy Goodwin

Neighbours hate me cause they think I′m scum
Just jealous that I'm having fun
Better than a 9 to 5
Nothing better than wasting time
Peel apart the pages of my nudey mag
I′m the best lover that I've ever had
Stop telling me about a job that I'll never have

Meal deal a day keeps the doc away
In these times it′s the only way
Scrape together the last of my wages
Minimum wage is fucking outrageous
Scared of government protocol
Sticking everyone on the doll
People can′t see the beauty in doing fuck all

Living the life of the Funemployed
Spending all my money on being bored
Living the life of the Funemployed
Paying for a life that I can't afford


Lost my job last week didn′t even notice
Been out all night just getting pissed
I wake up in the afternoon
And have another one off the wrist
Sit around watching daytime tv
Sit around drinking 10 cups of tea
People don't understand what it′s like to be me

Swipe through LinkedIn like a dating app
Mates from school all looking fat
Office jobs taking all their time
Come a long way from their highschool prime
So I think why even try
No need to shop for a suit and tie
Cause I'll be living in denim til the day that I die

Living the life of the Funemployed
Spending all my money on being bored
Living the life of the Funemployed
Paying for a life that I can′t afford
Cos I'm a lowlife
Cos I'm a lowlife
La la la lowlife
Cos I′m a lowlife

Living the life of the Funemployed
Spending all my money on being bored
Living the life of the Funemployed
Paying for a life that I can′t afford