Audi 5000 Songtext
von A.L.T.

I once knew a bitch named Mercedes Benz
Her and Lexus wanted to sex me and all my friends
Damn, you want it? You got it, Toyota
I gave Impala a holla because he′s got the motor
About a pound, so we rolled slow
Plus I kept my eyes out for 5.0
We got to the pad about M or 2
I said, "I never met a Jetta that was fly as you"
Lexus, she was heavy as a Chevy
But it ain't no thing because we gang bang
Rolled ′em like a Mustang
And I'm thinking that you got my point
I told Impala to roll a big Corolla joint
And then I passed out
She said, "I doesn't want to trouble you
But BMW′s home now and so you assed out"
And my heart started pounding
I′m out the back window
Peace, homegirls, but I'm Audi 5 poundin′


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I got a friend named Alfa Romero
Who rolled a Fiero with a girl named Camaro
And he calls her his sidekick
But the bitch is so fly that he gotta have a big dick
We all jetted in the Jetta
Then we got harassed by a cop named Beretta
He pulled us over in a fucked up Nova
Then we saw my homie roll right by, his name is Range Rover
He swooped on the trooper, he's tight with the mob
And then he made the one-time sob
Peace, homie, thanks and I′ll see ya
Then I got a page from my bitch Karmann Ghia
Come and pick me up, so I pulled through the city
I'm ′bout to get some ass and a whole lot of titty
I got to her pad, and yo, I started pounding
I'd like to tell you more, homeboy, but I'm Audi 5 poundin′


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I partied with this oriental girl named Hyundai
Who kicks it with this Japanese bitch they call Samurai
I headed to the liquor store, word
I got a fifth of Suburban and some Thunderbird
I said, "I′ll be right back"
Then I saw a friend who's a pimp, big and black, we call him Cadillac
Just to tease, I told my nigga, "Freeze"
He drove a Lamborghini that cost three hundred Z′s
And let's jet out to Club Pantera
Hatchback′s kickin' it and so is Fiera
And it sounded like a switch
I got to the club and met a snobby ass bitch
Who said I was the voice, she said I was the choice
And could I please give a little bit to Ms. Rolls Royce
Silk sheets and my hips they were pounding
Then I got the fuck outta Dodge ′cause I was Audi 5 poundin'

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