Savory Dick Songtext
von Almost Vinyl

Word has gotten out about a new man on the town
He′s cookin' up a storm and I′m thinkin' bout goin' round
They say he always works it up until it′s nice and thick
The reviews are in
Let′s take a spin
On Savory Dick

Savory Dick (mmmhmmm)
Savory Dick (mmmm)
There is nothin' like it
He′ll give it to ya quick
Everybody wants them some of Savory Dick


He'll do it anyway you want, oh he aims to please
The taste may be acquired
But will have you beggin′ on your knees
He's also quite a gardener, oh he′s trimmed his shrub
The king of grub
Knows where to rub
It's Savory Dick

Savory Dick (mmmhmmm)
Savory Dick (mmmm)
There is nothin' like it
He′ll give it to ya quick
Everybody wants a bit of Savory Dick

Oh I work across the street and I′m starin' out the window
I haven′t been this excited since I got a dildo from Phil Wildo

Savory Dick (mmmhmmm)
Savory Dick (mmmm)
I'll make another trip
When I can finally sit
Everybody wants a piece of Savory Dick

You′re in and out and out and in
He's done lickity split
He′s the man
Packin' a ham
It's Savory Dick