Minmaxxing Songtext
von AJ Suede

There′s a lot of threads that are like, "I have a min/maxer at
My table, how do I deal with them?" And I'm like, "What? Why do
You have to deal with them? What′s wrong about having a min
Maxer at your table?" "Oh no, they read the rules and they're
Using them." How horrible, how horrible that they are following
The exact same handbook that the rest of us are reading and that
They took the time to learn the rules enough to be able to use them
To their advantage. What a horrible person, we should hang them


Still level maxing every side quest
Mocking this division as I carry out my conquest
The road that I chose leads to high stress
Hard to let the mind rest
Been the most consistent, let the time test
I got this bus to myself, it's a stretch limo
Got this blunt to myself full of vegetables
Like Kyrie got the best dribbles
With the left, no rights if they ain′t civil
Know what I mean?
Grand miles to kilometer conversions
Celsius thermometers, degrees are like a furnace
Steam punk goggles on the head while I shovel coal
Zeppelin going higher, pressure gave your boy a bloody nose
The motives kinda loco but I power them the same way
Coast on old accomplishments but really it′s a new day
What you do recently? Here's a marker, draw a blank
Run a tight ship, weak links gotta walk the plank

Because I′m still min/maxing every attribute
That's what masters do, no time to be mad at you
Life could be a dice roll, like there′s twenty sides of it
Save the throw, survive the hit
Why they shucking jive too quick?
Because I'm still min/maxing every attribute
That′s what masters do, no time to be mad at you
Life could be a dice roll, like there's twenty sides of it
Save the throw, survive the hit
Why they shucking jive too quick?

One take
Too great
Swag god
Know what I mean?