Bless This Mess Songtext
von Agust Smari Bjarkarson

Woke up at noon still smellin′ like boys
Wore yesterday's crop still makin′ noise
Ain't hit the gym in three whole days
Just talkin' to my plants like they got somethin′ to say

I could fold some clothes or cry on the floor
Ain′t no middle ground just gay and hardcore

Dedo no cu porrada e gritaria
Finger in my ass screamin' hallelujah
One day I′m calm next I'm burnin′ the sofa
It's zero or ten baby bend me over
Yeehaw and mascara it′s a wild fantasia
Dedo no cu porrada e gritaria

Tried to do yoga but I slipped on lube
Texted my ex now I'm in a group nude
Started a cleanse but then ate a cake
Cried in the shower then danced on a rake

I could fold some clothes or cry on the floor
Ain't no middle ground just gay and hardcore


Dedo no cu porrada e gritaria
Finger in my ass screamin′ hallelujah
One day I′m calm next I'm burnin′ the sofa
It's zero or ten baby bend me over
Yeehaw and mascara it′s a wild fantasia
Dedo no cu porrada e gritaria

Sometimes I wish I could just be chill
Not turn every Tuesday into a fire drill
I light sage at night and beg for peace
But end up drunk in heels with fake police

My mama don't call since I pierced my tongue
Daddy just sighs when I say I′m the one
But Grandma still sends me sequins and sass
She said if you're gonna sin then shake that ass

Dedo no cu porrada e gritaria
Finger in my ass I was born for the drama
I'm doin′ the splits on emotional stairs
One day I′m cryin' next I′m humpin' a chair
Can I get an amen from the gays in the back
Dedo no cu porrada e gritaria
Finger in my ass and a heart full of glitter
I′m either wearin' a robe or a harness and crown
It′s small-town queer with a breakdown sound
Dedo no cu porrada e gritaria