Smut Songtext
von Adam Kay

Smut
Give me smut and nothing but
A dirty website I can′t shut
If it's uncut, and unsubt-le

I′ve never quibbled
If it was ribbled
I would devour where
Others merely nibbled

As the judge remarked the day that he acquitted uncle Quentin
"It's unsavoury, but legal 'cause
It seems that everyone was consenting"

I thrill
To an ingrated double bill
And I suppose I always will
If it is swill
And really fil-thy

Bring on the obscene movies, posters, murals, coasters, cupcakes,
Stained glass window, anything!
More, more, I′m still not satisfied!


Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers
Lurid, licentious and vile
Make me smile

Movies that pander to my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime
Let′s face it I love slime

All films can be indecent films
Though recent films are bolder
For filth I'm glad to say
Is in the mind of the beholder

When correctly viewed
Anything is lewd
I can tell you things about Peter Pan
And Dumbledore - there′s a dirty old man!

Por- nographic video websites
I'm well aware of their delight
I′ve downloaded
Ten terabytes


Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rewatching Lady Chatterley
But now they′re trying to take it all away from us unless
We take a stand
And hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press

In other words: smut
Like the adventures of a slut
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut
I don′t know what
Compares with smut
Hip, hip, hooray!
Don′t let them take it away