Lost Songtext
von Aaron Karo

Now, when you first have a new boyfriend or a new girlfriend, every

Single night that you spend together, you have sex. You′re like the

You're like the, uh, the Cal Ripken Jr. of relationship banging


Fifty percent of the chicks don′t get that joke, so, take a second
Explain it to her. I didn't say all of you didn't get it, I said
Fifty percent didn′t ′cause it's true. Everyone got it now? You
Got it? Okay. And then one night, about a month or two after you
Start dating, the guy′s like, "Baby, I'm like super tired." And
She′s like, "It's okay baby, we don′t have to have sex." And the
Guy's like, "You sure baby?" "Of course baby." "You're not mad baby?
" "No baby, why would I be mad?" "Okay baby." "Okay baby." "Okay
Baby." "Well goodnight then baby." "Okay, goodnight baby." "Okay
Baby." "Okay baby." "Baby baby baby baby baby baby." And you both

Go to sleep and boom! Your sex life is never the same after that
Your routine is soon reduced to one, maybe two positions, if she′s
Drunk. The order is always the same. Me on top, her on top, me on
Top so I can finish. Any attempt to spice things up is met with
Such apathy. "I was thinking like, I don′t know, I was thinking we
Could try like, doggy style?" "Fine." Your dirty talk becomes so
Unoriginal. "You smell good." "So do you." "Did you Devo 'Lost?′"