The Things We'll Never Do Songtext
von Aaron J. Shay

You and I will never eat at that one restaurant
You and I will never visit that one place
You and I will never get drunk watching Doctor Who again
You and I will never explore outer space
The morning sky and I are blue
′Cause I'm thinking about the things we′ll never do

You and I will never become passive aggressive
Or any more aggressively passive than we already are
You and I will never get there late 'cause someone forgot the tickets
Nor argue about where you parked the goddamn car
No, I don't have a single clue
Why I′m thinking about the things we′ll never do

We will never compromise each other's opportunities
You and I will never have to bear that load
And you will never have to feel resentful
Of the people I′ll be meeting on the road


Oh, take me to that open road!
Put me in front of a thousand strangers but I'm
Not the man they′ll see!
They'll only see some lonely hipster
Playing ukulele!
Oh, give me clowns
And paper towns
And the contra bass
And the thrilling chase
And the inner spark
And the streets gone dark
And the dancers leaping through the park
Make my life a zoo!
So I won′t have time to remember the things we'll never do

You and I will never raise a bunch of chickens
You and I will never argue all night long
You and I will never have make-up sex
(Or at least, not for a very long time)
You and I may never know what we did wrong
In spite of what we will go through
We will always have the things we'll never do