70's Clothes Songtext
von A Halo Called Fred

I′m gonna go into my parents' closet
And take out all of their ′70s clothes
I'm gonna go into my parents' closet
And take out all of their ′70s clothes
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I′m gonna go into my parents' closet
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I′m gonna take out all of their '70s clothes

I′m gonna go through my parents' ′70s clothes
And take out all of their old drugs
I'm gonna do all of the '70s drugs
That I find in my parents′ ′70s clothes
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I'm gonna go through my parents′ closet
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I'm gonna take out all of their ′70s clothes


When I go out tomorrow night I'm gonna be
Wearing the best ′70s clothes you've ever seen
I'm gonna have the big platform shoes
The wide lapels, the wide tie, the work
I′m gonna then take off my tie
Unbutton my shirt down to my hairy chest
I′ll get Hair Club for Men if I have to
I'll hang my gold medallions in my hairy chest
And I′ll go out to bars, all the bars I can find
And pick up every single person I see
Take them home, and have sex with them
And I won't get AIDS, because it′s still
The '70s, and AIDS does not exist yet
People in future generations are gonna laugh at me
But it won′t matter, because it's still '
70S, ′cause I′m so fucked up on the drugs
And then, the next morning, I'll be back to normal
It′ll be the '90s, it′ll suck, I'll be sober
But then I can do one more thing as
Soon as it comes around on the bass

And that′s go into my parents' closet
And take out all of their '70s clothes
I′m gonna go into my parents′ closet
And take out all of their '70s clothes
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I′m gonna go into my parents' closet
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
I′m gonna take out all of their '70s clothes