Nerd Cred Songtext
von 3d6

Beam me up, Scott
Just like Captain Kurt always said
When the White Orc in the Hobbit
Lost his pasty head
Zelda rescued Link
From Gandalf′s evil grasp
Wolverine said, "Can it, bud"
Before a fatal slash


Believe me, I've seen it all
And I know I′ve got it right
Any sense of doubt
Is certainly out of spite
But I won't go back
On anything I've said
′Cause I never slack
On my nerd cred
Nerd cred
Nerd cred
Nerd cred
Nerd cred

"Luke, I′ll be your father"
Said Uncle Owen to Peter Parker
Gather all nine Dragon Balls
Porunga turns the blue skies darker
Captain Vulcan's Falcon Pinch
Could down Galactus in a cinch
Thanos got The Infinity Goblet
And Harry put his name in The Fire Gauntlet


Believe me, I′ve seen it all
And I know I've got it right
Any sense of doubt
Is certainly out of spite
But I won′t go back
On anything I've said
′Cause I never slack
On my nerd cred
Nerd cred
Nerd cred
Nerd cred
Nerd cred

Neil Tyson the astrologist
Apologies, cosmetologist
Grind for gear
Farm experience
Jedi Mind Meld
Why so furious?
Morphing Time
It's the Age of Voltron
Yamato Gun
Feel the rage of Protoss
Why would I lie and write this whole song?
Are you right or are we both wrong?

Believe me, I've seen it all
And I know I′ve got it right
Any sense of doubt
Is certainly out of spite
But I won′t go back
On anything I've said
′Cause I never slack
On my nerd cred
Nerd cred
Nerd cred
Nerd cred
Nerd cred