The Submarine Songtext
von 2NU

One night I found a bunch of empty beer cans in my backyard
And decided to build a submarine
I′d call her the Big Adventure
I'd need a periscope
One change of party clothes
And my own mysterious little language
Every explorer needs a quest
Mine was to find the coolest place in the world
So I pulled the cover of darkness up over my head
And slipped into it

The Big Adventure was taking me south
Deep into the land of sand and ice
To a place of magical creatures that could dazzle the imagination
To the land of Padnar
Possessor of the power of the light

My first day at sea, I come to an X
And decided to head to the bottom of Lake Umukipa


Just outside the window, I could see a catfish
Sitting at a sandbar
Drinking a dry martini on the rocks
And he says

I decided to take my canoe to the other side of the River of Tears
Then I remembered
I don′t have a canoe
So I yelled across to the blonde river goddess
"How do I get to the other side of the river?"
And she says
"You're already on the other side"
This is gonna save me some time
I thought to myself

"You have now reached the light at the end of the tunnel"
If I've said it once
I′ve said it

Then the stewardess says
"The Big Adventure is now servicing Two Out of Three Falls
Population 11,952
Please remain seated when you come to a full and complete stop"