Sleds for Christmas Songtext
von 1 Trait Danger

Y′all like sledding?
I just got my brand new sled for christmas
That's right, I got this silver sled
Yours made out of wood
Rosebud bitch!

I′m drinking spiked eggnog
Straight to my noggin
Sliding down the hill on my dope-ass toboggan
Your flexible flyer is looking real common
Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom

You look like shit on that trashcan lid
Plastic and stiff like a dildo is
Once you lose to me like your fucking dad did
There's the bunny slope, you can hang with the kids


I've got blades, two of them, yellow and gold
It′s got perfect control, it always does what it′s told
Got this sled from Santa himself
He put it under the tree, it was built by an elf
The elf's name? Mc′Crane
He built it ten feet long 'cause that fucker′s insane

One hand on my drink
One hand on the reins
I got no hands on the brake
This fucker's crazy insane

I′m drinking spiked eggnog
Straight to my noggin
Sliding down the hill on my dope-ass toboggan
Your flexible flyer is looking real common
Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom

I'm drinking spiked eggnog
Straight to my noggin
Sliding down the hill on my dope-ass toboggan (Yeah!)
Your flexible flyer is looking real common (What?)
Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom


I'm drinking spiked eggnog (Hand on my drink)
Straight to my noggin (Hand on the reins)
Sliding down the hill (Hands on the brake)
On my dope-ass toboggan (That′s right!)
Your flexible flyer is looking real common (Hand on my drink)
Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom