Faster Than a Speeding Mullet
- I'm Gonna Procreate
- Great Idea for a Song
- If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Reguin the Flashing Astonishers I'm Going to Kill Myself
- Archie Got an Std
- Ode to Ziploc the African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog
- Let's Make Fun of the Amish
- Eat Here and Die
- Sonata for Piano and Moron in C major
- Getting Shot in the Face Sucks
- Raising in Disguise / Iguana
- Calculator in My Bum
- Broom Broom Broom
- Find the Dead Wingless Legless Fly in Your Box of Raisins
- Lice and Rice
- The Face of a Child
- Thank You
- Smell My Nipple, Win a Prize
- Dead Tacos
- Why Do the Elderly Growl at Cucumbers?
- Salmon in Disguise
- Yak Aquarium
- Toasterama
- Wookiee Weeniee
- Sorry, We're No Longer Buying Lizard Shit
- My Wife
- J.R.O. (intro)
- J.R.O.
- (I Wanna Wipe) A Booger on Dan (Rather)
- Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie and Contains Very Little Eskimo
- Strap-On Brain
- Coffee (2003 Grind)
- Your Mommy Is Broken
- More Moisture
- Mommy's Broken, Biotch
- Nanook Etude a La Mode
Stupid Video Game Music
- Initial Introductory Prelude What Comes Before the Rest of the Songs
- Dear God
- Mommy's Broken
- Boning Away on the Ottoman
- Frank's Not in the Band Anymore
- Ode to Phil
- Mommy's Broken (Underwater version)
- Pac-Man Is Naked and So Should You
- Deodorant
- I Hate Syracuse
- Get a Real Dog
- Mommy's Broken (dance remix)
- Long Story Short
- Minuet in G
- Thermometer of Doom
- Too Fat for the Pit
- Mommy's Broken (French version)
- Done
- Ice Cream Has No Bones
- It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib
- Mommy's Broken (Backwards version)
- I Wanna Poop in Diane Sawyer's Mailbox
- Deadanimals
- Call Me Jennifer and Steal My Stapler
- That Better Not Be a Fucking Raisin in My Cookie
- Mommy's Broken (1992 Live Import Alternate Bonus Bootleg Demo)
- Road Bliss
- Mommy's Broken Outtakes
Sumophobia
- Intro (Bunny Bunny Wop Wop)
- Coffee
- I Don't Give a Shit About Your Website
- Death of a Walrus
- I Bit William Shatner
- Hair on the Soap
- Violin Solo
- Vampire Penguins
- The Rabbit Song
- Let's Break Some Furniture
- Lint
- I Can't Get a Job
- Carbonated Hamsters
- Hopeless Romantic
- The Most Wonderful Dream
- Peter Jennings
- Monotony
- Can of Worms
Mehr Songtexte
- Frank's Not in the Band Anymore
- Hidden Bonus Track
- Let's Make Fun of the Amish (With Coffee Inc.)
- Hopless Romantic
- I Want to Be Taken Seriously as an Artist
- [untitled]
- Map Light (With the Great Luke Ski)
- Inner Voice (With Sudden Death)
- The Ballad of Doctor Stopp
- [unknown]
- [silence]
- Bonus-Untitled(Voicemail)
- Take the Fire Back (Prometheus Has Left the Building)
- Math Is Bullshit
- My Job Gave Me a Poncho
- W. F. S.
- Pac‐Man Is Naked and So Should You
- Dear God (Old Mix That Phil Likes for Some Reason)
- Get a Real Dog (Rin Tin Tinnitus mix by the Gothsicles)
- Super Hidden Bonus Track That You’ll Never Find
- Mommy’s Broken
- Side 2 (intro)
- Side 1 Outro (intro)
- Side 1 (outro)
- Take the Fruit and Scoot
- Ain’t No Ninjas
- Pac-Man Fever
- Pac-Man Is Forty and So Should You (Pac-Animal mix by the Gothsicles)
- Pac-Man Is Forty and So Should You
- I Had Sex With Pac-Man
- Pac-Man Is Forty and So Should You (3-Demon mix by Soggy Potato Chips)
- National Brotherhood Week
- Pac-Man Theme
- Pile of Stuff
- Map Light
- W.F.S.
- I’m Not a Girl
