Fanatical Video‐Game Retroverse
- Cropduster 2000 (Video Game Intro Theme)
- Meteor Shower 3 (Video Game Theme)
- Hypertask Industries (Consumer Safety Video Jingle)
- Dr. Apple Batter’s Meltdown (Commercial Jingle)
- Cryptic Glyphs Special DVD Edition (Strategy Game Theme)
- Olfactory Seizure Mayhem! Collapse of the Monkey Farm (Children’s Show)
- Sanitation Squad 3D (Ending Credits Theme)
- Slappin’ With Ham Sammy (Creative Writing Video for Kids Soundtrack)
- The Neverending Video Game 2 (Radio Program Score)
- Aquarium! (Jingle & Sound Effects)
- Mexican Standoff Maniacs (Talk Radio Show Jingle)
- Dark Kingdom of Obscure Metal Monsters IV (Video Game Score)
- MZX2 Slam! Slam! Bang! Pow! Auto Warriors! (On‐Line Cartoon)
- Ohio Vice (Handheld Game Soudtrack)
- XXX KKK (On‐Line Commercial Jingle)
- Cocaine Wars II: Eat Sh*t, Colombia! (Video Game Soundtrack)
- Olfactory Seizure Mayhem! (Video Game Theme)
- Welcome to Duncan’s Logging (Corporate Training Video Jingle)
- Med School Maniac: The Taming of the Flu (Medical Film School Theme)
- Dr. Lemmystein’s Castle 4: The Maze of Twelve Months (Video Game)
- Ekki Jui Jui and Kavi Magi (Children’s TV Series Theme)
- Rumble‐Ball 2640 (Kid’s Video Game Jingle)
- The Great Cookie Escape (Children’s Film Score Theme)
- Sorry Mom! (TV Drama Theme)
- Delicious and Dangerous: Pounding a Pound Cake (Anthem)
- Welcome to Skratchball International (Corporate Training Video)
- The Japanese Monster Squid vs. Bad Eddie (Children’s TV)
- The Association of Peeksqui Monsterbots Theme
- Mt. Etherbridge to Magnanamon (History Documentary Score)
- Let’s Get Wicked! (Children’s Video Theme)
- Naughty Swedish Toboggan Coaches (Score/Soundtrack Exerpts)
- Another Hand on Mars (Sci‐Fi Documentary Theme)
- Koppie VonBlonde Takes On Manhattan (Music Video)
- The Kid Who Ate 10,000 Hamburgers (Children’s Educational Video)
How to Sell the Whole F#@!ing Universe to Everybody… Once and for All!
- Principles of Egyptian Salesmanship
- Dr. Whilton Popple’s Personal Slave II
- Fantastic!
- Brian Tracy Caesar Salad
- Chariots of the Sales Gods
- I’m an Artist and I Shouldn’t Have to Work for a Living!
- Hardball 2 (Estradasphere)
- Cap’n Jack’s Straight‐From‐the‐Can Applefish!
- James Pitts in Bondage IV: Moving Target
- Maximum Volumizer
- Higher (Creed)
- H2o2verphone Telethon
- The Boy With the Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back
- Drink the Secret Milkshake
- Every Child Is a Creator
- I Don’t Wanna Be a Salesman!
- Ring Around the Hedgehog
- Metronomes & Make‐Up
- You’re Not My Hero Anymore
- Brunch With Bronco Nagasaki
- Not Ready for Retail?
- Check Out Our Exclusive Fall Season Spectacular of Indestructible Bra Hooks
- When the Sales Gods Compute Your Karmic Worth, You Can Join Your Mystic Brethren in the Center of the Earth
- Let’s Move (dance mix)
- The Monkey Steals the Peaches
- Fake Boobies!
- How to Pretend You’re Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed and Enjoy Your Limited Time on This Fucking Useless Planet in Just Five‐Zillion Easy Steps!
- I Hate Retro!
- Poking the Eye of the Beholder
- Prelude to Mundus Imaginalis
- Dennis Rodman Fukking Basketball 1998
- Mary Go Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy!
- Ultimate Radio Interview That Will Make Me Famous Forever
- The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC
- What Is the Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album?
- Hemisphere III: Hermes
- If a Composer Falls in the Woods…
- TJ’s Original Surrogate Activity Soup! (Made From 100% Instead of Ingredients!)
- The Best Job in the World (Sales Is)
- The Ultimate Artistic Medium Is the Consciousness of Other People
- Food Pirates of Galpheve IV
- Normal Life Is Boring!
- No‐No, the Headless Ant
- There’s a Market for Everything but Me
- God Bless the RIAA!
- Coagula Et Solve or Something
- Bad Imitation of Buckethead?
- Food Magnetizer
- How to Quit Your Job and Make Millions!
- Sir Millard Mulch’s Olde Tyme Parade of Magickal Amusements
- From Selling Nothing to Selling Nothing
- And the Merchants of Earth Shall Weep and Mourn
- Shit From an Old Minutemen Song
- I’m Just an Artsy Chick With an Acoustic Guitar (You Think)
- Geophagyopathy & You!
- The Modern Day Comparison Refuses to Die!
- Saleswoman of the Year
- Unknown Triumph (Schlegel)
- And Now, the Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For…
- The World’s Greatest Salesman!
- All Sales Finale!
- The Great Strength of Our Professional Affiliations / How to Spend Music Industry Currency
- Bankruptcy & Beyond!
- WoM Battle Theme (−$6,000)
50 Intellectually Stimulating Themes From a Cheap Amusement Park for Robots and Aliens, Volume 1
- An Essay on Milk
- A Brief History of Broccoli
- 15 Interesting Things to Do With Tiny Chairs
- I Brought My Love a Bungee Cord
- The Keeper of the Carrot
- The Boy With the Perfectly Square Butthole
- On a Quest for Strange Socks Rip
- Infinitesimal Beads of Graphite Dust
- Vegans From Outer Space, Parts 1 & 2
- At the Zoo
- The Happy Birthday Song
- Ice Skating With an Intelligent Ireland
- 3 Become One
- Shit Rag No. 1
- Take Off!
- Last to Know
- Strapping Young Lad Medley
- Tent Rentals
- Grandpa Al. vs. The Hot Wampa
- Donald Treglia’s Nickname
- Soap?
- Who?
- A Letter From Nostradamus
- An Educated Guess‐Simon Said
- Breakfast Breakfast Breakfast
- Who Is Brad Freeze?
- Seventeen
- Mrs. Alan’s Camera Abridged
- Get Out of My House
- John, Part 1
- Mr. Apocalypse Tells His First Lie and Orders a Drink
- Is Phillip’s Brother a Squirrel?
- A Review of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged
- 15 Interesting Things to Do With Tiny Chairs II
- Old Lady Had a Weiner
- Smooth Baby Smooth
- The Definition of the Lemon (live)
- I Like Short Songs
- Bat
- James Pitts in Bondage
- Mr. Rosenberg’s Guide to Success in Communication
- Kathleen
- Battle Hymn of the Suburban Horticulturalist
- The Hardest Bone in Frank’s Body
- A Lecture of Coffee
- Freeze Five
- The Puppet and the Shovel
- Onion
- Nothing Else Matters
- I Got Bit by a Hamster
- The Definition of the Banana
- Goodnight
- Track 53
