Ol’ Blue Balls Is Back
- Alan Pinchload (intro)
- The Spelling Song
- I Don’t Just Love You Down There
- Pullin’ It All Night Long
- Lifeguard of the New Millenium
- The First Time I Met You
- I Wanna Polka Polka
- Doggy Style
- Babe’s Auto Villa (commercial)
- Christmas Song (intro)
- You Ain’t Gettin’ S… for Christmas
- Up You Ass (commercial)
- Long and Hard
- Natural Causes Chicken (commercial)
- The Closing Song
- Last Salute to Red Peters
- Use Your Hand
- Take It Out at the Ballgame
- Peenitch (commercial)
- Gourmet Firewood (commercial)
- The Pope (skit)
- The Spelling Song (karaoke version)
- The Closing Song (karaoke version)
- [unknown]
I Laughed... I Cried... I Fudged My Undies!
- Baby Blue Intro With Preface by Alan Pinchloaf
- Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)
- How's Your Whole... Family?
- The Two Gay Irishmen
- Rocket in My Pants
- Intro by Alan Pinchloaf
- Holy Shit, It's Christmas!
- Ballad of a Dog Named Stains
- The Dark Years
- Little Peters
- You Promised Me the Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)
- Baby Blue
- Blow Me (instrumental)
- How's Your Whole... Family? (karaoke mix)
- You Promised the Moon (karaoke mix)
- Blow Me (karaoke mix)
Mehr Songtexte
- I Wanna Polka, Polka
- I Don't Just Love You Down There
- Natural Causes Chicken
- You Promised the Moon (but I Prefer Uranus)
- Babe's Auto Villa (commercial)
- Chrismas Song Intro
- Diana
- Rocket in My Pants (Valentine's Day)
- How's Your Whole Family?
- Little Peter
- How's Your Whole Family
- How's Your Whole Family? (LP)
- Bonus Track
- Pullin' It All Night Long
- Holy Sh*t!... It's Christmas
- You Ain't Gettin' S... For Christmas
- The Ten Second National Anthem
- Alan Pinchload Intro
- How's Your Whole... Family
- Holy Shit!... It's Christmas
- How’s Your Whole… Family
- Christmas Song Intro
- How’s Your Whole… Family?
- Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!
- Tell Me Why
- Assbasing Public Service
