Phil Hendrie Songtexte
Myrtle & Viola

The Calls

1. Doug Danger: Eyeball to Eyeball
2. Bobbie Dooley: Flu Shot
3. Dean Wheeler: Smoking in the Military
4. Rudy Canosa: You Lie!
5. Jay Santos: Tailgating
6. Don Berman: Channel 19 News
7. Raj Feneen: Fast Food
8. Justin McAlroy: Lateral Lisp
9. Dean Wheeler: Hemorrhoids
10. Lloyd Bonafide: I've Gotta Rock
11. Rudy Canosa: Communista!
12. Bob Greene: Hold My Salami
13. David Hall: Deep Throat
14. Steve Bosell: The Babbo
15. Lloyd Bonafide: Saddam

The Skits

1. Margaret Gray: Come Sail Away
2. Bud Dickman: In Phil's Hot Tub
3. David Hall: Smokin'
4. Jim Rome: Sir Romey
5. Caller Andrew: The Ad-Libbing Parrot
6. Jeff Dowder: How Tsunami's Start
7. Caller Ray: Tsunami Carwash
8. Rudy Canosa: The La La
9. Coast to Coast: Jamison Finds Cupid
10. Norm Duncan: The Cob-O-Matic
11. Frodo the Puppet: Taunting Phil
12. Vinny Applehead: Yoga Instructor
13. Father McQuarters: Becomes Black
14. Coast to Coast: Jamison Aboard Discovery

1. Ted Bell and the Curse of Low-Brow Customers
2. Margaret Grey and the Jesus Freak
3. Vernon Dozier and His Baseball Career
4. Herb Sewell and the Blonde
5. Don Parsley and the Munchkin
6. Bobbi Dooley and the Immigration Problem
7. Steve Bosell and the Dirty Diaper
8. Justin McElroy and His Stupid Parents
9. Clara Bingham, Middle School Teacher
10. Jay Santos, the Pervert and the Garage Sale
11. Larry Grover and the War Widow
12. Margaret Grey in the Bathtub
13. Jim Sadler and the Bathroom Break
14. Herb Sewell's Out of Body Experience
15. Vernon Dozier, Gas Station Owner
16. David G. Hall Fields Listener Calls
17. Steve Bosell's Sexual Confidence

1. A Fan's Answering Machine
2. Cowboy Jim
3. Calling Michael Moore
4. Art Bell
5. Chris Norton
6. Jeff Dowder and Harvey Weirman
7. The Skippy and Frank Morning Show
8. Guessing Your Weight
9. Where Do Babies Come From?
10. Jim Rome
11. How Do Forests Fires Start?
12. Hal and Viola
13. Calling From the Barn Phone

1. Margaret Grey: Human Shield
2. Bobbi Dooley: Dirty Panties
3. Jay Santos With Lloyd: Belt Sander
4. Deane Wheeler: Short Stack
5. Vernon Dozier: Da Da
6. Clara Bingham: Floor Seats
7. Larry Grover: The French
8. Margaret Grey: Jesse
9. R.C. Collins: Slacker
10. Bob Greene: Bologna Sandwich
11. Lloyd Bonafide: Burning Man
12. Herb Sewell: On Your Knees
13. Austin Amarca: Winnie the Pooh
14. Rudy Canosa: Lingerie
15. Pastor William Rennick: Islamic Roundtable

1. Margaret Grey: Human Shield
2. Steve Bosell: Beltway
3. Ted Bell With Lloyd: Thin Mints
4. Bobbi Dooley: Mud Out Your Ass
5. RC Collins: Bastard
6. Jay Santos: Theme Song
7. Dean Wheeler: Homeland Security
8. Margaret Grey: Hit & Run
9. Vernon Dozier: Chinee
10. Larry Grover: Cheerleader
11. Clara Bingham With Rennick: Holy Land
12. Chris Norton: Are You Hot
13. Don Parsley: Donation
14. Dr. Jim Sadler: Relocate
15. Father James McQuarters: Soldiers for Peace

1. Bobbi: Don't Ever Say That Word!
2. Vernon: Mother's Day Lube
3. R.C.: Doing Cows
4. Colleen: Two Fingers to Inner Thighs
5. Clara and the A.D.D. Guy
6. David Hall: Women in the Bathroom
7. Pastor William: Werewolf!
8. Dean: Ass Basting for Peace
9. Ted Loves the Lakers
10. Jeff on Roller Coaster Safety
11. Art: British Airways
12. Chris' Clone