Songtexte
- Jason visits Gary's Nan
- Matt Lucas and David Walliams introduce the cast
- Tom Baker says Goobyve
- Daffyd Thomas (Lesbian and Gay Switchboard)
- Gary and Jason
- Bad witch Sue Bendelack's new home
- Vicky Pollard (School 1)
- Peter Cramer
- Dame Sally Markham
- Dennis Waterman (Star Wars)
- Des Kaye, Children's Entertainer
- Dennis Waterman (Macbeth)
- Mickey Noone's Speech
- Leslie Joseph, driving instructor
- Jason and Nan at Gary's house
- Intro / Viv (Robbery)
- Sandra Lawrence and Her Milky Bar Kid Audition
- Emily Howard in Shadwicks
- The Prime Minister, Sebastian – and Gregory
- Edward Grant and Samantha's parents
- Mrs O'Mara (Hairdressers)
- Emily Howard (Department Store)
- PC Bryce and Rawlinson 2
- PC Bryce and Rawlinson 1
- Intro / Harry Todd
- Father Peter (Divorce)
- Robot careers advisor
- Marjorie Dawes and New Member, Christopher Halliday
- Sandra and Olivier Laurence
- Bobby McGrew again
- Urgent press conference
- The Prime Minister and Sebastian
- Matthew Waterhouse (Waddingtons)
- Father Peter (raffle)
- Paul Thomas - The Ghost
- Kenny Craig (McDonald's)
- Liam Buckley goes for a walk
- Vicky Pollard (pregnancy)
- Vicky Pollard (School 2)
- Denver Mills addresses businessmen
- Emily Howard on the bus
- Marjorie Dawes With a New Member
- The Post Office (Witness Protection Programme)
- Marjorie Dawes (Cake)
- Kenny Craig, hypnotist, and Chicken McNuggets
- Vicky Pollard's essay on Kitchener
- 'So, the contract's just here...'
- Kirkby Shoes
- Neville & April
- Marjorie Dawes (advice)
- National Lottery Winner
- Ashley Blaker introduces Matt Lucas and David Walliams
- Kirkby Shoes again
- Martin Croft & Andrew Croft (landscape gardeners)
- Intro / Emily Howard in the Video Shop
- 'You leave my mother...'
- Mr Bentley addresses the staff
- Question: Favourite characters?
- Criminal Records in Humble
- Emily Howard (Ambulance)
- Lawrence and Anne enjoy a cup of coffee
- Martin White
- Sir Bernard Chumley's Meals on Wheels
- 'Effervescence'
- Kenny Craig goes swimming
- Barry Edwards' telephonic answering device
- Ray Craven's birthday
- Pove Village Tours
- Vicky Pollard in Court
- Latymer Crown (the massage parlour)
- Denver Mills's after-dinner speech
- Tom Baker Says Goodbye
- Burglar and Dad
- Viv (robbery)
- Question: Who do you trust?
- Sandra (Royal Shakespeare Company)
- Martin White and prospective students
- Marjorie Dawes and new members
- Mrs O'Mara
- Majorie Dawes and Cliff Roberts
- Another press conference
- 'Some more sketches.' The car mechanic
- Denver Mills Addresses the Pupils
- Peter Andre (Princess Anne visit)
- Jules...
- Daffyd at the Hairdresser's
- 'Sebastian, please...'
- Edward Grant and Samantha
- 'It's the new Star Wars...'
- Des Kaye visits the children's ward
- Paul and Mr Russell, the Ghosts
- April and Neville
- Benjamin Blake (leaves for university)
- Matthew Waterhouse (Kissogram Agency)
- 'Mr Waterhouse...'
- Peter Andre & Colin Sandwich
- Jackie Paper and the Dalai Lama
- Jackie Paper
- Jason and Nan (Gary's House)
- BBC Radio Collection / Outro
- Peter Andre and Princess Margaret's visit
- Roy's Toys
- Peter Andre (Princess Margaret arrives)
- Have the opinion poll results...?
- Mrs O'Mara (birthday)
- Peter Andre, Former Royal Correspondent
- Vicky Pollard, Young Offender
- Kenny Craig (car boot sale)
- Tom Baker says goodbye and Vicky Pollard's essay on Kitchener, part two
- Sleepy Dad
- Alan the Amnesiac
- Marjorie Dawes (Barbara)
- Pippa and Gordana
- The Deputy Prime Minister's hospital visit
- Intro / Kenny Craig Goes Swimming
- Bob & Sid, security guards
- Daffyd (Welsh Lesbian and Gay Switchboard)
- Matthew Waterhouse visits Kellogg's
- Area 14 newsagents
- Denver Mills (Lucozade)
- Pippa and Gordana Discuss Names
- David Franks, comedian and heckler
- Nanny
- The Prime Mininster & Sebastian
- Dame Sally
- Marjorie Dawes (sundries)
- Grace Evans (Brittania Cat Club)
- Father Peter (Funeral)
- Douglas Stewart
- Daffyd (at The Scarecrow and Mrs King)
- Rehearsals
- Marjorie Dawes With the Rep From...
- April and Neville (Football)
- Daffyd (Myfanwy Comes Out)
- Marjorie Dawes and Mrs Harrison from FatFighters' head office
- Sandra & Olivia Lawrence
- Sorry, Meredith...
- Vicky Pollard (Social Worker)
- Des Kaye (Sneddy Studios)
- Darren Joins the Army
- Edward Grant and Samantha (Nightclub)
- Dennis Waterman (dinner at Jeremy's)
- 'So this remarkable series finally draws to a close' and Des Kaye turns off the switch
- Question: Celebrity names?
- Dennis Waterman and Jeremy Rent
- Daffyd and Hywell
- Barry Edwards
- Hello...
- Denver Mills (fizzy drink)
- Liz & Clive (at the restaurant)
- Emily Howard's new lodger
- Dr Winkleman
- Harry Todd
- Question: New material?
- Mickey Noone
- Daffyd (Gay Times)
- Question: Why is it so successful?
- Edward and Samantha
- 'I am a gay...'
- Ralph Burnett and Mr Gupta
- Church
- Edward Grant and Samantha in bed
- Joey the Stool at the library
- Sleepy Dad (at the theatre)
- Tom Baker Intro / Latymer Crown
- Marjorie Dawes (visits her mother)
- Daffyd meets a new gay in the village
- Sir Bernard Chumley
- Sandra (Fruit Gums)
- Latymer Crown, Masseur
- Tom Baker says Goodbyte
- Daffyd Hosts a Gay Night
- Does your boy like...?
- Denver Mills (TK Nash Engineering)
- Intro / Britannia Cat Club
- Denver Mills at School Sports Day
- Sir Hilary Bray
- 'A few retakes...'
- Denver Mills (charity campaign)
- The Home Secretary
- Daffyd's Gay Night
- Peter Andre (still awaiting the arrival)
- Cliff Turner, coach driver
- Edward & Samantha (a week away)
- Adam Painting (Cats with Cancer)
- Joey the Stool Visits the Library
- Mrs Blake
- Tim Page greets a customer
- Pirate Memory Game
- Prime Minister & Sebastian (Italian Prime Minister)
- Tom Baker says Goodbyme
- Tom Baker... PCs Bryce & Rawlinson
- Bobby McGrew
- Lottery Winner
- Intro / April and Neville (The Tribunal)
- Question: Apocalyptic view of Great Britain?
- PCs Bryce & Rawlinson
- Sir Bernard Chumley Goes Backstage
- Emily Howard
- Emily Howard (Pub)
- Intro / Kelsey Grammar School British Literaturelesson
- Back announcement
- Theme Tune and Intro / The Witches' House
- Michael the PM and Sebastian
- April & Roy
- Father Peter (Ian Cooper)
- No, I am definitely a gay...
- Boss Hogg? Bobby?
- The PM and Sebastian (Italian Prime Minister)
- Cockney Film Star at the cinema
- Retakes...
- Kelsey Grammar School (British Literature Lesson)
- Kenny Craig's Date
- Janet and Eileen
- Kenny Craig (plays Scrabble)
- 'Nah, go on...'
- Jeremy Rent & Dennis Waterman
- Bernard Chumley at an After-Show...
- Peter Cramer again
- Tom Baker says Goodbyne
- Aberdoon Stook Hoose
- School exam on crisps
- Des Kaye at a Kid's Birthday Party
- Gary, Jason and Nan
- Ray McCooney (Soup)
- Emily Howard at the Video Store
