McLandlord
- Buy a Big Mac, Get a Condo at 25% Off!
- Chicken Selects Back for a Limited Time at This Location Exclusively
- Don't Burgle the Tenant
- Plain Cheeseburger
- Coupon for a Gallon of Your Favorite Condiment
- Loss Leader Lobster Roll
- 340 Square Feet of Fry-Oil Stained Tile Flooring
- Ball Pit!
- N64 Demo Kiosk Best Enjoyed With a Spicy Southwest Filet-O-Fish
