Chris Crack Songtexte
Jordan Never Did That Move
Dogs Don't Bark at Parked Cars
Hug Me Till I Smell Like You
Therapy Don't Work, Try Drugs
White People Think God Left Them In Charge
- Don't Ever Wear Khakis To My Mom Birthday
- You Never Meet A Hater In Real Life
- Black Women In The 90s Were Effortlessly Beautiful
- Why Was Kelis Warming Up Her Milkshakes
- When I Die I Hope People Merch It On Me
- Stop Taking Advice From People That Don't Leave Their Comfort Zone
- Why You Horny At The Repass
- The Revolution Will Be Monetized
- School Was Free Until Niggas Started Going
- My Favorite Person Turned Into A Lesson
- Wasn't No Subtitles In Japan
- Dollar Tree Charger Changed My Social Security Number
- Calling People Back Hoping They Don't Answer
- Kelsey Grammer Is The White Tyler Perry
Time Travelers Keep Tryna Kill Me
- Fence Jumpers Will Be Prosecuted
- Hire the Most Autistic Person You Know
- Don't Take Financial Advice From Alicia Keys
- Fire Emojis Don't Pay the Bills
- They Lucky We Want Equality Not Revenge
- Women Screenshot Everything Except Them Begging
- Got My Ass Ate Last Time I Did Molly
- How Much Daylight Are We Saving Exactly
- Chicago Put K-Swiss Out of Business
- Can't Afford Black Owned Business Prices
- Caught a DUI in My Side Bitch Car
- Animals Only Talk When You Trippin Balls
- White People Had Rhythm When Cocaine Was Pure
- Don't Kiss Your Mom on Dad's Birthday
- Laughing Off Inside Jokes With Myself
- People Leave Their Demons in Walmart
Online Shoplifting
- Drug Money In The Collection Plate
- Surgical Lights Cast No Shadows
- Prostitutes Always Have Butterfly Tattoos
- Deleted Your City Off My Weather App
- Card Declined At The Abortion Clinic
- Twerk In My Face Till I Get Pinkeye
- Never Fight A Person Uglier Than You
- Met The Plug On Temu
- Focus On Leadership Knowing Suckas Never Exceed Masters
- Don't Pray For Me Do Sumn About It
- Handjob From A Girl That Know Sign Language (von Chris Crack feat. Ugly Boy Modeling)
- They Behave Better When Their Number Ain't Saved
- Mama Arm Was The First Seatbelt
- Single As A Pisces Man With A Girlfriend
- Only Take Bathroom Breaks On The Clock
- Don't Need Pants For The Beat It Up Dance
All My Friends Are Dead
- White People Don't Use Wash Rags
- Throw That Ass In A Healing Circle
- Planned Threesomes Are Usually Awkward
- A Male Stripper Could Never Be Gangsta
- Cut Her Son's Hair With My Ball Trimmers
- Surviving Jay Versace Gon Be Crazy
- Fucking Around Always Leads To Finding Out
- Coi Leray Videos With The Sound Off
- Pencil Sharpener How You Showed Your Shoes Off
- Second Hand Sex Toys Are Insanity
- Men Don't Have Nuts No More
- Black Lives Matter Was A Scam
- How Much Does Your Girlfriend Cost
- Lost My Phone At Coachella
- Putting All My Bills In Jesus Name
- Black Kids Always Had The Best Ideas