Dork
- Hi, How's It Going
- Clap You Fuckers Clap
- Witty Banter
- Why I Didn't Call
- Witty Yet Heretical Banter
- Jump on a Cross and Die
- Even Wittier Banter
- The Day I Woke Up as Bruce Springsteen
- Banter So Witty You'll Plotz
- Fuck You (And the Sport Utility Vehicle You Rode in On)
- Again With the Banter?
- Bite Me
- Does This Dork Ever Shut Up?
- The Gaucho Named Klaus
- Yadda Yadda Yadda
- My Soul Ain't Got No Soul
- Ballad of a Skank Ho
- Just Shut Up and Sing Already
- Jesus Owes Me $50
- No Wonder You Don't Get Laid, You Talk Too Much
- Tool
- You Know You Could Fit a Lot More Songs on This Album If There Wan't So Much Witty Banter
- The Other Madonna
- This Banter and a Token Will Get You on a Bus
- Diesel Dyke
- Hidden: Bite Me (reprise)
Hookers, Hicks and Heebs
- Lately Your Picking
- Rejection
- Thank You
- Betrayal
- Uncivil Rights
- License to Dad
- Hard Travelin'
- Nothin's Like It Should Be
- The Ballad of Abraham Gottleib
- The Feel Like I'm Gonna Cut My Head Off Blues
- The Greg Brown Song
- Talkin' Warsaw Ghetto
- Time Flies
- Sweet Queen Jane
- Don't Listen to the Next Track
- Betrayal (radio edit)
Mehr Songtexte
- Hi, How's It Going
- Fuck You (And the Sport Utility Vehicle You Rode in On)
- My Soul Ain't Got No Soul
- You Taped That???
- You Know You Could Fit a Lot More Songs on this Album if There
- You Stabbed Me in the Back of My Mind
- (The Girl I Like Is a) Deisel Dyke
- More Witty Banter
- Missing You
- Whi I Didn't Call
