Talks to Young People About Sex (Live)
- The Gulf Spill Affects All of Us, and Guidos.
- Some Things You DO NOT Joke About!
- Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1.
- Cash4gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, and You!
- A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone to Forgive Tiger Woods.
- Kurt Talks to Young People About Fat Chicks and Alaska.
- A Heavy Mexican Lunch With Ice Cream for Dessert.
- Kurt Talks to Young People About Dating and Plastic Surgery.
- Straight Talk About Jizz.
- Hold Your Own Fucking Purse.
- Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting.
- This One Is Hard to Justify!
- Kurt Talks to Young People About Fisting.
- Know Your Gyno!
- Kurt Explains Evolution to Young People and Why God Is a Woman.
- Kurt Talks to Young People About Interracial Dating.
- Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion of Sexual Abuse.
- The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, and You!
- Curing AIDS the Kinoki Way!
- Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay.
White Precious (Live)
- Get Ready For A Letdown!
- Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart
- Kurt Metzger Needs To Get Out More.
- No One Has Suffered More Than Me
- Ricky! Noooooooooo!
- I'm Basically Salman Rushdie.
- Last of The Great White Jobs.
- Steve, Get Out of My Way!
- Kurt Metzger Seems A Little TOO Obsessed With This.
- Kurt Metzger Makes A Brave Decision.
- But Kurt Does Have A Point, Right?
- Terry The Smoker
- This Joke's A Fifty Fifty.
- All Kidding Aside I Had A Great Time In Anchorage.
- Kurt Metzger Is An Old Knickerbocker.
- White Precious
