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I Put Gore on the Cover to Be Hard and Edgy but Please Dont Tell My Mom I Dont Want to Get Grounded Again

  1. Anal Cunt Are Metal
  2. Each Song Sounds the Same Because Each Song Is the Same
  3. I Should've Made My Project About Frogs Since a Shitty Phyllomedusa Rip-Off Band Has Never Been Done Before
  4. Download Our New 69 Track Pornogrind EP on Www.Cumfartvaginalsmegma.Blogspot.Com but Dont Tell My Brother He'll Just Tattle on Me
  5. Bum Sick Is More Offensive Than This
  6. Loligrind in a Nutshell
  7. Listening to Sick Br00tal Cybergrind While Drinking Monster Energy Drinks and Playing COD
  8. Getting a Papercut and Calling It Goregrind
  9. I Only Listen to Albums Where Just the Intro Scrobbles
  10. I Think Putting Gore on My Cover Is Very Original and Will Make Me Stand Out From Other Bands
  11. Omphalectoicxanthopsia Tries Too Hard
  12. No Effects on Vox 100% Goregrind!!!
  13. Making Music of a Genre Known for Being Offensive Then Getting Pissed If a Skinhead Likes It
  14. Giving Your Band Some Long Vulgar Name That Doesn't Even Make Sense Then Shortening It to Every First Letter With Shitloads of Xs Because You're a Fucking Pussy
  15. Having a Wet Dream Then Making the Cum Stain a Porngrind Logo
  16. Only Real Grindcore Uses Pig Squeals
  17. The Virus I Had on My Computer When I Was in Middle School Is a Better Vocalist Than You
  18. Only Grind Worth Listening to Are Those Bands That Have Like Nine 14 Year Old Malaysian Kids That Wear Black Metal Makeup for Somereason
  19. Bands That Put Reverb on Everything Are Trying to Be Artsy but Suck More Than Cybergrind (First Hedera Helix album Coming Soon!!! 1)
  20. I Respect Metal Archives's Definition of Metal
  21. Please Don't Tell My Mom I Sampled One of the Naked Lady Videos She'll Ground Me
  22. Making Porngrind Because You're a Loser That Thinks Putting Porn Samples in Your Songs Makes You Hard but Only Thing Hard About It Is Your Dick
  23. OK, We Get It, You Think Fart Jokes Are Funny, Have the Humor of an 8 Year Old, and Can't Handle Anything Fast, but Please Stop Making Corprogrind
  24. Gorenoise Is for Hipsters
  25. Some Dumb Interlude Track So That the Song After the Gorenoise One Wouldn't Sound Quiet
  26. Zoogrind Is for Furries
  27. I Like How You Uploaded Just Your Half of Your Split, Thanks, Not Putting Links to the Other Side Is Very Helpful, Thank You for Being Such a Helpful Person, Really
  28. OK, We Get It, You're a Virgin, See Women as Sex Objects, Have a Peeing Calvin Sticker on Your Pick-Up Truck, and Probably Vape, but Please Stop Making Porngrind
  29. Just Because Its Grindcore Doesn't Mean Your Label Has to Have an Awful Name
  30. I Can Read Your Logo, Fucking Poser
  31. Russians Make Noisecore Because You Have to Be Drunk and Talentless to Make It (Implying This Actually Took Talent to Make)
  32. Are You Compensating for Something With How Many Tracks You Have on Your Album?
  33. Outro (Atleast This album Wasn't Corprogrind!)

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