Let’s Not Forget Snot, Boogers & Ear Wax!
- Picking My Nose
- Bloody Nose
- Peeing My Pants
- Wetting the Bed
- Lice (Don’t Put Your Head on My Shoulder)
- Barfing in My Mouth
- Dropping a Deuce
- Skid Marks on My Undies
- Big Poops Require Multiple Flushes
- Overflowing Toilet
- I Wiped My Bum Too Much
- The Puke Song
- Corn in My Poop
- Puking on a Pretty Girl
- Bed Bugs
- Snots
- Booger Collection
- Runny Nose
- Ear Wax Smells Good
- Clogged Up Toilet
- Smelly Armpits
- Wet Farts
- Hemorrhoids
- Silent but Deadly Farts
- Gotta Poop (& I’m With a Pretty Girl)
- My Tape Worm Stanley
- Smelly Feet
Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee
- I Pooped My Pants (In a Bowling Alley)
- Throwing Up
- The Pee Song!
- The Fart Song!
- Diarrhea
- The Never Ending Wipe
- Constipation
- Diaper Rash
- Adult Diapers (Can’t Wait Until I’m Old Enough)
- I Kinda Like the Smell of My Own Poop
- Peeing in the Shower
- My Doctor Wants a Stool Sample
- Gotta Poop, Puke & Pee (Simultaneously)
- The No‐Wiper Poop
- Peeing in the Kitchen Sink
- Vomit Makes Me Puke
- Trouble Finding a Toilet
- I Forgot to Wipe My Bum
Still Farting, Pooping, Puking, and Peeing
- The Poop Song
- The Dingleberry Song
- The Diarrhea Bounce Back
- Everybody Poops
- The Defecation Song
- The Conjunctivitis Song (Pink Eye!)
- Toilet Paper Stuck in My Butt
- Butts Were Probably Dirty in the Old Days!
- The Upper Decker Poop Song
- Cover Up Your Butt Crack, Please!
- Jingle Bells Poop Song
- The Plimptons Poop (Together)!
- My Gums Bleed Whenever I Floss
- Coffee Makes You Poop
- I’m So Thirsty (That I’m Drinking My Own Pee!)
- The Gleeking Song (Gleek! Gleek! Gleek!)
- Fecal Matter on My Toothbrush
- When Drew Has to Poo (What Does Mike Do?)
The White Album (With Brown and Yellow Stains)
- Poop Poop Poop Poop Song
- Dried Snots
- A Song About Dandruff (It’s Like a Snow Globe When You Shake Your Head)
- Hair in My Food
- The Brown Crusty Undies Song
- Yellow Underwear
- Poop Stuck in My Butt (Best Constipation Song Ever)
- The Butt Song
- The Bum Song
- Quarterback Poop (Football Poop Song)
- Don’t Poop on Stage (The Broadway Poop Song)
- That Pretty Girl Just Farted, I Think
- Soccer Goalie Poop Song
- Who Passed Gas in the Car? (Someone Farted!)
- The Goiter Song
- Clear Pee Means You’re Properly Hydrated
- Slam Dunk Poo (Basketball Poop Song)
- The Safety Doorknob Fart Game Song
- Brown Undies (The Poop Brown Underwear Song)
- Don’t Fart in My Face Anymore, Please
- The Pus Song
- I Love You Like a Fly Loves Poo
- Smelly Smelly Poop Poop Poop Song
- The Dark Yellow Pee Song
- Lemonade Looks a Lot Like Pee
- The Shingles Song
- Hair Growing out of My Ear
- The Saliva Song (Saliva! What a Wonderful Substance)
- The Spit Song (A Pretty Good Song About Spit)
- A Song About Bile
- Poop and Pee on the Toilet Seat
- Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks!
- Neil and Emma Love Poop
