Das alles wär nie passiert English translation
von Annett Louisan

Into the swimming pool at night
And afterwards to the station with the cops
The kiss in the parents' wardrobe
A heart and two names in the veneer

The eternal blood brotherhood
And no longer recognized the next day
Three hours in a taxi driving around the block
Because I thought the driver was so cute

Three girls in Bayern jerseys
In the HSV south stand
The honest letter to the boss
And the close dancing with his wife

The silly pick-up bet
On vacation and the wedding afterwards
Latin as an advanced course
This hairstyle and my record deal


All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened
Without Prosecco

All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened
Without Prosecco

All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened

Sunday morning, 5:10 PM
The telephone wakes me up
I'm still wearing nothing but my boots
My senses are no longer in sync

All I remember from yesterday
Is how I went into ecstasy
I screamed: "On to the revolution
Turn up the music, this is my song"

The friend on the answering machine is yelling,
"Hey, what did you take?"
He says my bra is on eBay.
How did I get home?


Heavens, damn it, why am I pierced?
And what's with this snake tattoo?
Whose stuff is on my bed?
And who the hell are you?

All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened
Without Prosecco

All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened
All of this would never have happened
Without Prosecco

All of this would never have happened (all of this would never have happened)
All of this would never have happened (all of this would never have happened)
All of this would never have happened (all of this would never have happened)

All of this would never have happened (all of this would never have happened)
All of this would never have happened (all of this would never have happened)
All of this would never have happened (all of this would never have happened)

All of this would never have happened (all of this would never have happened)
All of this would never have happened (all of this would never have happened)
All of this would never have happened
Without Prosecco