You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch Songtext
von Whirling Dervishes

You′re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You′re as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart′s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You′ve got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!

I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

Between the choice of the two of you
I′d take the seasick crocodile!

The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"