Party in the CIA Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

Party in the CIA Songtext

I moved out to Langley recently
With a plain and simple dream
Wanna infiltrate some Third-World place
And topple their regime

Those men in black with their matching suitcases
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis
Agents got that swagger
Everyone's so cloak and dagger

I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing
For another undercover mission

That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on
Got my dark sunglasses on
And I had my weapon drawn!

So I get my handcuffs
My cyanide pills
My classified dossier!

Tappin' the phones like yeah, shreddin' the files like yeah
And then I memorized all the enemy spies I've gotta neutralize today
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA!

I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me dismissed
Like terminate some head of state who wasn't even on my list
Burn that microfilm buddy, will you
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you!

You need a quickie confession?
We'll start a waterboarding session!

No hurry on this South American dictator
I'll assassinate him later
That's when he walked right in my laser sights

And my silencer was on
And my silencer was on
And another target's gone!

Yeah, we've got our black ops all over the world, from Kazakhstan to Bombay
Payin' the bribes like yeah, pluggin' the leaks like yeah
Interrogating the scum of the earth, we'll break them by the break of day
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA!

Need a country destabilized?
Look no further, we're your guys!
We've got snazzy suits and ties
And a better dental plan than the FBI's!

Better put your hands up and get in the van
Or else you'll get blown away!
Stagin' a coup like yeah
Brainwashin' moles like yeah
We only torture the folks we don't like
You're probably going to be OK!
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA!

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