I Think I'm a Clone Now Songtext
von “Weird Al” Yankovic

Isn′t it strange?
Feels like I'm lookin′ in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)
Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

I think I′m a clone now
There′s always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I′m a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
I′m really beside myself


I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)
They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
There′s always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
′Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I′m a clone now (a clone now)
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
I think I′m a clone now (a clone now)
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin′ in stereo, it's all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

I think I′m a clone now
Another one of me's always hangin' around
I think I′m a clone now
′Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down


I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
I′ve been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned
I think I′m a clone now (a clone now)
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
That′s my genetic twin always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
′Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I′m a clone now (a clone now)