Melanie Songtext
von TV Girl

Melanie, looks a lot like Stephanie
She looks a lot like Jane
Who looks a lot like Amy
Who looks a lot like Emily

Melanie, I wonder what she′s telling me, now
How she's 20 grand in debt
Or someone famous that she slept with
Or how everybody loves her
Or what drugs she doesn′t take

But I don't really know why I talk to her
I guess 'cause she has big fat eyes
Swallows awkward silences
So you don′t even have to try
Besides, she never really talks to you
She′s always peeking across the room
At someone who just came inside

Melanie, how the hell did she get to me (Melanie), the way that she is?
(Melanie) how could anyone ever say they really loved her?
(Melanie) feel sorry for her unborn kids


Melanie, she looks so heavenly
She's nature′s great creation
She better be
She has no female friends
She's not much for conversation

Melanie, are you really as mentally as dead as you seem?
I wanna rip you apart at the seams
Just to know what′s inside, but I'm afraid of what I′ll see
I know, I know, I know, I know, she'll be in the front row at the show
She used to date someone in the band
She drinks until she can hardly stand
Some sucker holds her hand while she throws up in the pen

Melanie, how the hell did she get to me (Melanie), the way that she is?
(Melanie) how could anyone ever say they really loved her?
(Melanie) I feel sorry for her unborn kids

(Melanie) Melanie, looks a lot like Bethany
(Melanie) she looks a lot like Tiffany
(Melanie) she looks a lot like Natalie
(Melanie)


They oughta put you away
'Cause you′re too good-looking
They oughta put you in chains
Before you get your hooks in
They oughta smack you around
They oughta cut off your tongue
They oughta shave off your eyebrows, send you to a nun
They oughta get you a job ′cause you have too much fun
They oughta carve you in marble
Sell you by the ton, oh

Melanie, Melanie, Melanie, Melanie