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The Homophobic Christmas Tree Songtext
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The Homophobic Christmas Tree Songtext

[Once upon a time, a kindly woodsman was searching the forest for the perfect Christmas tree for his family when he found one it was tall and strong, a handsome tree you might say]
Oh how wonderful [said the woodsman]
You′ll be perfect this year at my house this Christmas
Of course i will have to garland you
With all sorts of bows and ribbons and frilly things
[Suddenly and to the woodsman's complete surprise the tree spoke]
What the fuck are you talking about?

No-one′s gonna fucking dress me up this year
No-one's gonna fucking get me up in that gear
Thats for fairies and for fucking little Christmas poofs
There's not gonna be any homo stuff around here

[Yes the Christmas tree was homophobic it had a problem with gays]

Oh Christmas tree [pleaded the woodsman]
Think of the wonderful times you′ll have at my house this Christmas
Think of the merriment think of the gaiety


BANG!

No-ones gonna put a star upon this head (bub-bub-i-dub, bub-bub-i-dub)
All that faggotty gold and silver and red (aah-aah-ahh-aah)
If you don′t stop singing like homo's
I′m going to go down on you so hard

That cotton wool snow shit
And tinselly fucking stuff
You can keep your balls away from me (he said)
And one more thing
You're not going to up-root me (no-no)
You′re not going to up-root me(no-no)
As much as you might enjoy
Using me as some perverted Christmas toy
I'm not gonna be your little bummer boy
Now Scram

[...and so the woodsman moved onto a more open-mindedpart of the forest and what of the homophobic Christmas tree well he was earmarked for wood chipping turned into paper pulp and used to make flyer′s for gay Mardi Gras, papier mache butt plugs and cigarette papers some of which were smoked by gays. He basicallysupported the gay cause in every way possible, Merry Christmas]

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