S-N (Snore, Sniff, and Sneeze) Songtext
von Tom Lehrer

Like a rooster loves a hen,
Like a lion loves his den,
Like Barbie loves Ken,
I love to do things that begin with S-N.
For example...

I love to sneeze – (a-choo)
(Spoken) Pardon me please – (a-choo)
I like to sniffle,
It really feels nice.
One handkerchief′ll
Just never suffice.
But brother watch out for the breeze
When I sneeze – (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)


I love to sniff – (sniff)
(Spoken) Just take a whiff – (sniff)
I also like snarling,
It feels good to me.
Snarling is darling,
I'm sure you′ll agree.
But I'm even happier if
I can sniff, – (sniff)
And sneeze – (a-choo)

I love to snore – (snore)
(Spoken) It's more like a roar – (snore)
I like to snooze;
I like resting my head.
I take off my shoes
And I snuggle in bed.
Sometjimes I just lie on the floor
And snore, – (snore)
And sniff, – (sniff)
And sneeze – (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)


Sometimes I just like to snicker, "tee-hee",
Or snub any snob who is snotty to me.
And whenever I have a few moments to spend,
(Spoken) I can snoop on a neighbor or snitch on a friend!
But much more than any of these,
I love to snore and to sniff and to sneeze.
(Snore, sniff, a-choo)
(Snore, sniff, a-choo)
(Snore, sniff, a-choo)
(Snore, sniff, a-choo)
(Snore)