The Story of Snoopy vs. The Red Baron Songtext
von The Royal Guardsmen

We interrupt our BBC broadcast
And now switch you directly to our war correspondent in Greensector-Two
Somewhere in the trenches of France

Devnic Fran here from Greensector-Two
Somewhere in the trenches of France, where in approximately 15 minutes
The Allied armies have planned an all-out offensive to push the Kaiser back to the Rhine
Two hundred thousand troops have gathered around me here
Preparing for this biggest single attack of the war
Even now the artillery is laying down a fierce barrage in preparation for this


We interrupt this behind the scenes report
And switch you now to the air ground at Redsector-One for an urgent bulletin

This is Pierre De Claire at the air ground at Redsector-One somewhere behind the French lines
We have just been notified that the Red Baron and his flying circus has taken to the skies
And is at this moment struggling to make an all out attack to stop the Allied offensive
As we too well know, the Red Baron is presently responsible for the destruction of eighty Allied aircraft
And is at the present time the leading ace of the war
This formidable foe must be stopped at all costs
At late hour the Allied commanders are gathered trying to search out the one solution
That could will rid the skies of the flying circus and Baron Manfred von Richthofen