I'm on a Boat Songtext
von The Lonely Island feat. T‐Pain

Shawty
Aw, shit
Get your towels ready, it′s about to go down (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Everybody in the place, hit the fucking deck (shawty)
But stay on your motherfucking toes (yeah, yeah, yeah)
We runnin' this, let′s go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I′m on a boat (I′m on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I′m sailin' on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I′m on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I′m on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (yeah)


I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bustin′ five knots, wind whippin′ at my coat
You can't stop me, motherfucker, ′cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I′m on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinkin' Santana champ, ′cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko′s straight flippin′ copies

I'm ridin′ on a dolphin doin' flips and shit (yeah)
This dolphin′s splashin', gettin′ everybody all wet
But this ain't SeaWorld, this is real as it gets (yeah, yeah)
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don′t you ever forget
I′m on a boat and It's goin′ fast, and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you′re on the shore, then you're sure not me-o
Get the fuck up, this boat is real!

Fuck land, I′m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (ay)
The boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey, Ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible


Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat (let′s go)
It′s a big, blue, watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
I never thought I'd see the day (shawty)
When a big boat comin′ my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat (yeah, yeah)
I′m on a boat (yeah, yeah)
Everybody look at me 'cause I′m sailing on a boat (woah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat (sha-sha-sha)
Take a good, hard look at the motherfucking boat (sha-sha-sha, sha-sha-sha)

Shawty, shawty
Yeah, yeah, yeah