Less Honkin’ More Tonkin’ Songtext
von The Deslondes

I was riding down the highway
Just trying 99
I had a place I needed to be
And I had to be on time
Cars they started slowing down
Slowing down in lines
People just kept honkin′
Honk honk for miles
Stared out the window
'Bout as far as I could see
I saw a whole lot of nothing
And I sat back comfortably ′Bout the time she rolled that window down
Was about the time it all went wrong
I swear to you, Lord
I'm about to pull this dang thing off
All I could hear was
Honk, honk, honk
Hot darn
I need some tonk, tonk, tonk
Hey, buddy
What's wrong with you?
I got them
Less honkin′ more tonkin′ blues


Now if you're running down that highway
And you′re thinking 99
If you're late, be late
Unless you′re dead, just take your time
All you got to do, bud
Is lay off that horn
Make me stop regretting
That old day I got born
Hey darlin'
What′s wrong with you?
I got them
Less honkin' more tonkin' blues