Welcome to the Club Songtext
von Steve Lukather

Standin′ on the runway wavin' at the plane
There goes everythin′ I own
You called home collect, and they didn't know your name
Starin' at the telephone
You thought he was a doctor, but now he says he′s not
But the noises seem to tell for sure
And accordin′ to the symptoms, it isn't all you got
A shame they haven′t found a cure

You didn't know the reason
You start to feel the rub
You know it isn′t easy
Well, welcome to the club


Well, you thought they'd take it lightly, they′re actin' kinda rash
Caught you in a loadin' zone
So they smile very politely relieved you of your cash
Suddenly you′re all alone
You play the double agent
You bug each other′s phone
You got the place surrounded
There ain't nobody home

It′s gettin' hard to please ′em
You start to feel the rub
You know it isn't easy
Well, welcome to the club
Come on and join us in the club