Dickhead Songtext
von Robbie Williams

This is "T" to the motherf.ucking "Ofty"
What's your problem Dickhead

Don't kick my dog dickhead
Don't beep at me dickhead
Why'd you mug me off in my car dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Theres a dickhead in your mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
Why'd you piss me off of this class dickhead
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
Bumba Clads, King Raas Clads
Where's the Chorus dickhead, give me my lighter

Isn't it lovely, we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy.baby
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely... baby


If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead
What'd you expect dickhead
Radiohead dickhead
This is pop dickhead
Size tens dickhead
Break your shins dickhead
My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick f.uck out of you
Only if I ask them to, but
They'll kick f.uck out of you
You're going home in a Staffordshire Ambulance

I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead
She was looking at me dickhead
Who do I think I am dickhead
Who the f.uck are you dickhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a shit
I've found the dickhead of the year
And you are f.ucking it dickhead

Where's the chorus... no chorus. dickhead

Isn't it lovely, we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy.baby
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely... baby

This s.hit as bananas, B A N A N A S... hahaha


I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
Not horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
Not dog shit, cow shit horse shit REAAL shit!

Can you do it again

Why'd you caught me up in my car dickhead
Why'd you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead
I've got nothing for you dickhead
Go to bed dickhead
Don't wake up dickhead
Who gives a f.uck dickhead
No one gives a f.uck about you cos you're a dickhead true
See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead

Isn't it lovely, we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy.baby
Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
I know you still want me, because I'm so lovely... baby

Isn't it lovely

I tell you what
There's one out every night
It's not one, just like
All do it and they're buggers
I know you're calling it lalalala
You sound like Snoopy
A rugged Snoopy, woahhhhoooo

Isn't it lovely

You dickheads are spoiling it
For tits like us

Baby

Dickhead