Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) Songtext
von Rachel Bloom
Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) Songtext
At sunset I wander through the village
Glowing in the twilight and so quiet
Well, it′s quiet 'cause most people died of a plague
Caused by jealous witches
I wander through the village and I think
That my life is missing something dear
As I stop to rest and cough up blood, I wonder
When will I find my prince?
I wander through the village and I notice
That everyone but me has found a love
There goes the blacksmith, with his daughter wife
Ten years old and pregnant with her brother son
I wander through the village sighing deeply
Seeking guidance from the statue in the square
It′s a statue of Christ adorned with thief hands
Oh, when will I find my prince?
Oh look, everyone
It's my friends from the forest, the Jews
Hello, Jews
You know, I never did ask you
Why do you live in the forest?
Oh, I see, to hide from people trying to kill you
Well that's very resourceful, my beaky little friends
Tell me, have you ever had a dream that wouldn′t come true?
Oh, I see, your dream is that people won′t want to kill you
Well, that's definitely a dream that won′t come true
Oh, goodbye, goodbye
Jews
Oh, if I found my prince
We'd have a wedding elegant and rare
We′d dine on kidney cream and horse vagina
Drink champagne and torture a bear
Oh, if I found my prince
The castle would be filled with love and laughter
And he'd fill me with his seed, forcibly and rough
I′d give birth to a son and then die right after
I wander through the village seeking answers
But love hasn't given me a glimpse
It isn't in this shop or in this cart of baby corpses
Oh, when will I find my prince?
When, hand Jesus?
Oh, when will I find my prince?
Glowing in the twilight and so quiet
Well, it′s quiet 'cause most people died of a plague
Caused by jealous witches
I wander through the village and I think
That my life is missing something dear
As I stop to rest and cough up blood, I wonder
When will I find my prince?
I wander through the village and I notice
That everyone but me has found a love
There goes the blacksmith, with his daughter wife
Ten years old and pregnant with her brother son
I wander through the village sighing deeply
Seeking guidance from the statue in the square
It′s a statue of Christ adorned with thief hands
Oh, when will I find my prince?
Oh look, everyone
It's my friends from the forest, the Jews
Hello, Jews
You know, I never did ask you
Why do you live in the forest?
Oh, I see, to hide from people trying to kill you
Well that's very resourceful, my beaky little friends
Tell me, have you ever had a dream that wouldn′t come true?
Oh, I see, your dream is that people won′t want to kill you
Well, that's definitely a dream that won′t come true
Oh, goodbye, goodbye
Jews
Oh, if I found my prince
We'd have a wedding elegant and rare
We′d dine on kidney cream and horse vagina
Drink champagne and torture a bear
Oh, if I found my prince
The castle would be filled with love and laughter
And he'd fill me with his seed, forcibly and rough
I′d give birth to a son and then die right after
I wander through the village seeking answers
But love hasn't given me a glimpse
It isn't in this shop or in this cart of baby corpses
Oh, when will I find my prince?
When, hand Jesus?
Oh, when will I find my prince?
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