The Clown on the 22nd Floor Songtext
von Peter Cat Recording Co.

So i was a clown
Living on the 22nd floor.
Got quite the wife
But not one I quite adore,
So I've got no money
And I've got no pain
Got no loving,
But I ain't got no shame.
And I'm just sitting here,
Going insane uh oh.

Oh there she goes,
Oh there she goes,
The way she moves,
The way she moves,
I hope she knows,
I hope she knows,
I hope she'll chew,
Just me not you.


Oh I was a clown,
Living on the 9th floor.
Got quite the wife,
But I've also been told,
She's quite the whore, you know?
So I've got a silly,
Embarrassing stain,
Comes and it goes,
In the rains it stays,
And I'm just sitting here,
Rubbing it in vain uh oh.

Oh there she goes,
Oh there she goes,
The way she moves,
The way she moves,
I hope she knows,
I hope she knows,
I hope she'll chew,
Just me not you.

Lalalalala

OH I was the clown living on the ground floor,
They call me the,
The mother fucking landlord.
And I am the one you'd love to be
Might be the man you seem to see,
Please stop,
Calling me a dream uh oh.


Oh there she goes,
Oh there she goes,
The way she moves,
The way she moves,
I hope she knows,
I hope she knows,
I hope she'll chew,
Just me not you.