Christmas Isn't Safe for Animals Songtext
von of Montreal

Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe for animals?
Soft and squishy animated mammals
Tapping so lightly on their teeth with a gun
My god, are they cold?

Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe?
Is Christmas safe for animals?
Crippled with fear of the sparking wires
On an electrical beach
Plagued by the thought
That a bird cannot smile


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Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for just $250 a month? Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent when you can own your own washer and dryer for $225 each? Put it on your Sears card!
Why rent?
Put it on your Sears card!

Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn′t safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn′t safe for animals

Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn′t safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals


Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn′t safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn′t safe for animals

Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn't safe for animals

Christmas isn′t safe
Christmas isn't safe
Christmas isn′t safe for animals